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nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

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Reblog my selfies

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princesssodapopper:

god fucking damnit

princesssodapopper:

god fucking damnit

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carnevore:

at school like 
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interneturl:

ah yes what a piece of art

mona lissser

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aduhm:

tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag

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trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

*cats

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songofsunset:

inventrix:

0trevskies:

When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

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when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

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shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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bagmilk:

bagmilk:

we know the speed of sound but whats the sound of speed

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oh

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